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Did you hear about the guy who threw his alarm clock while hosting a party?
He wanted to see if time flys while having fun.

Credit: reddit
$LOLZ

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ENTER @WIN.HIVE'S DAILY DRAW AND WIN HIVE!@ifarmgirl-leo, I sent you an on behalf of @ahmadmanga

Hope it does in the sooniverse :)