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The narrator begins by confessing to a profound love for their chosen team—AFC Wimbledon. It’s a relationship that, while seemingly absurd to outsiders, is filled with passion, dedication, and significant contributions. For twelve years, they have held the back of shorts sponsorship for Wimbledon’s kit. This positioning places their logo between the player’s left thigh and buttock, a symbol of personal achievement and support for a beloved team.