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According to Philip, the first musician emerged roughly 200,000 years ago, humorously named in a way that suggests the absurdity of the concept. He cheekily states that the initial foray into music was motivated by simple expressions of noise—slapping hands together, which resulted in songs that resonate with the teenage angst of the time. This musician supposedly met a tragic end at the hands of an authority figure, establishing the narrative of music as a viable career path, albeit one that could be dangerous.