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I always twist my nipples to determine the current weather outside. When I check outside and tell people the results, I am always 100% accurate. It is proven thus: my nipples are perfect weather detectors. Time for my slot on the Weather Channel!

dude I'm crying 🤣🤣

Twisted the nipples too hard?

if the nipples were twisted too hard, we would have an entirely different problem hehe

never question the nipple. Only free the nipple.

Always free. Always trust. Never question.

Sage advice. Thanks for putting a smile on my face :<)

Haha 😄

Gotta set these would-be scammers straight!

hahaa ,, nicely done .!

Gotta stay safe out there! It's the jungle.

good advice all year round

The moment they ask which country you're from is when I blocked the account lol. So typical of them