Welcome to the first episode of "This is the Internet," hosted by Tom Simons. In a fast-paced and comedic rundown, he covers a mix of social media happenings, celebrity news, and cultural quirks that encapsulate the essence of today's online landscape.
YouTube Shenanigans
The show kicks off with the peculiar story of a man who tattooed KSI on his body 161 times. His quest? To catch the attention of the YouTuber. Ironically, the host humorously suggests that all KSI requires to engage is genuine criticism.
Aiden Ross also made waves this week by showcasing his one-year progress at the gym. While his physical transformation is commendable, the host made a tongue-in-cheek remark about his appearance still leaving much to be desired.
In a surprising twist, Prime Hydration found itself embroiled in a legal dispute with Messi's drink company, alleging design similarities between their bottles. Logan Paul, the face behind Prime, was reportedly so affected by this "betrayal" that he booked a trip to Japan.
TommyInnit received the Saroma Award for raising awareness related to cancer, tied to the legacy of the late Technoblade. The host remarks on the disparity in backlash received by TommyInnit compared to Chris Brown's appearance on the Kaisenat stream, highlighting societal double standards in a comedic light.
In an impressive achievement, MrBeast set a staggering 28 Guinness World Records while filming his upcoming Amazon show, "Beast Games." However, the host quips that there should be an award for associating with "the most groomers," pointing subtly at certain controversies surrounding internet personalities.
In the realm of gaming, Godzilla has now been added to Fortnite, much to the delight of fans. Meanwhile, Mark Rober introduced a quirky service called Space Selfie, allowing users to send their selfies to a satellite—a concept that the host ridicules for its apparent impracticality.
Fitness influencer Hassan has been flaunting his new physique, and Tom couldn't resist the opportunity to express his interest, humorously inviting him to slide into his DMs.
Cultural Observations and Outlandish News
The episode took a quirky turn with a story about a Montreal mall using "Baby Shark" on a loop to deter homeless individuals from loitering. Disturbingly humorous, it highlights bizarre societal attempts to handle such issues.
TommyInnit also faced health concerns due to the flu; in a desperate bid for people to attend his upcoming comedy tour, the host humorously plugged it on his behalf.
Light-hearted Science and Entrepreneurial Ventures
The educational segment spiraled into comedic chaos, with Tom explaining that wearing more layers keeps you warm, much to Jack’s confusion.
In another absurd twist, Elon Musk made headlines by refusing to play League of Legends, citing concerns over its potential impact on the space program. Simons jokes, "Good luck America," in a nod to Musk's ever-ambitious agenda.
In an unexpected collaboration, the diaper brand “Liquid Death” teamed up with Depens to introduce a mosh pit diaper—a project that Tom finds absurdly exciting.
Bitcoin hitting $100,000 for the first time was met with a stereotypical "divorced dad" comment, further embedding humor in financial news.
Wrap-up and Concluding Thoughts
The episode reflects on Jacksepticeye's recent autism diagnosis, creating an unusual juxtaposition with the reach and humor of his Happy Wheels videos.
Rumble's market value also surged after a partnership with DrDisrespect despite ongoing controversies surrounding him. Once again, Tom pointed out the ridiculousness surrounding TommyInnit's backlash compared to other notable figures.
A comedic close was provided with Marquez Brownlee's speeding incident being tied to potential legal issues, while MrBeast's $100 million show was both critiqued and celebrated underlined by a satirical angle.
As the show wrapped up, Tom reminded viewers to step away from their screens and embrace the outdoors, signifying an end to an exhilarating and satirical first episode.
Final Thoughts
"This is the Internet" delivers humor while providing sharp commentary on some of the most outrageous and bizarre happenings in the digital realm. It encourages viewers not only to stay informed but also to engage critically with the content they consume online.
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This is the Internet: Episode One Recap
Introduction
Welcome to the first episode of "This is the Internet," hosted by Tom Simons. In a fast-paced and comedic rundown, he covers a mix of social media happenings, celebrity news, and cultural quirks that encapsulate the essence of today's online landscape.
YouTube Shenanigans
The show kicks off with the peculiar story of a man who tattooed KSI on his body 161 times. His quest? To catch the attention of the YouTuber. Ironically, the host humorously suggests that all KSI requires to engage is genuine criticism.
Part 2/7:
Aiden Ross also made waves this week by showcasing his one-year progress at the gym. While his physical transformation is commendable, the host made a tongue-in-cheek remark about his appearance still leaving much to be desired.
In a surprising twist, Prime Hydration found itself embroiled in a legal dispute with Messi's drink company, alleging design similarities between their bottles. Logan Paul, the face behind Prime, was reportedly so affected by this "betrayal" that he booked a trip to Japan.
Charitable Recognition and Controversy
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TommyInnit received the Saroma Award for raising awareness related to cancer, tied to the legacy of the late Technoblade. The host remarks on the disparity in backlash received by TommyInnit compared to Chris Brown's appearance on the Kaisenat stream, highlighting societal double standards in a comedic light.
In an impressive achievement, MrBeast set a staggering 28 Guinness World Records while filming his upcoming Amazon show, "Beast Games." However, the host quips that there should be an award for associating with "the most groomers," pointing subtly at certain controversies surrounding internet personalities.
Innovative Ventures and Unusual Partnerships
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In the realm of gaming, Godzilla has now been added to Fortnite, much to the delight of fans. Meanwhile, Mark Rober introduced a quirky service called Space Selfie, allowing users to send their selfies to a satellite—a concept that the host ridicules for its apparent impracticality.
Fitness influencer Hassan has been flaunting his new physique, and Tom couldn't resist the opportunity to express his interest, humorously inviting him to slide into his DMs.
Cultural Observations and Outlandish News
The episode took a quirky turn with a story about a Montreal mall using "Baby Shark" on a loop to deter homeless individuals from loitering. Disturbingly humorous, it highlights bizarre societal attempts to handle such issues.
Part 5/7:
TommyInnit also faced health concerns due to the flu; in a desperate bid for people to attend his upcoming comedy tour, the host humorously plugged it on his behalf.
Light-hearted Science and Entrepreneurial Ventures
The educational segment spiraled into comedic chaos, with Tom explaining that wearing more layers keeps you warm, much to Jack’s confusion.
In another absurd twist, Elon Musk made headlines by refusing to play League of Legends, citing concerns over its potential impact on the space program. Simons jokes, "Good luck America," in a nod to Musk's ever-ambitious agenda.
In an unexpected collaboration, the diaper brand “Liquid Death” teamed up with Depens to introduce a mosh pit diaper—a project that Tom finds absurdly exciting.
Part 6/7:
Bitcoin hitting $100,000 for the first time was met with a stereotypical "divorced dad" comment, further embedding humor in financial news.
Wrap-up and Concluding Thoughts
The episode reflects on Jacksepticeye's recent autism diagnosis, creating an unusual juxtaposition with the reach and humor of his Happy Wheels videos.
Rumble's market value also surged after a partnership with DrDisrespect despite ongoing controversies surrounding him. Once again, Tom pointed out the ridiculousness surrounding TommyInnit's backlash compared to other notable figures.
A comedic close was provided with Marquez Brownlee's speeding incident being tied to potential legal issues, while MrBeast's $100 million show was both critiqued and celebrated underlined by a satirical angle.
Part 7/7:
As the show wrapped up, Tom reminded viewers to step away from their screens and embrace the outdoors, signifying an end to an exhilarating and satirical first episode.
Final Thoughts
"This is the Internet" delivers humor while providing sharp commentary on some of the most outrageous and bizarre happenings in the digital realm. It encourages viewers not only to stay informed but also to engage critically with the content they consume online.