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I wish it came naturally to me. I’m just like 🫣

If don't already(or aren't a citizen), you should consider moving to the US, might help.

But if you're there already, you might just have a strong defence system stopping you from catching the jizz in the air there, lmao.

Born there. grew up there. I got tired of the jizz and left

It's confirmed, you're immune ✅

Comedy prevails

I'm definitely having a good laugh. Just sometimes, it's just tragic.