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I dont have one of them.

really?
Why?

Why would I want one of them?

because they will make you happy
Don't they?

LOL Not usually at least in the US. And the laws are not in favor of marriage at least for a man.

Really? But I think men are more happier when they have a wife a good one at that

By leaving? Everytime I go somewhere for a few months (or years) she is in a position to develop her independance. It's helped her career, and personal outlook.

And is usually 'inspired' to buy a new car or something while I am gone! LOL