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lol yes

New holidays galore

lol what happened there? I just heard from a coworker that it's a holiday in the US and they didn't even know.

What holiday is it?

Apparently something called Juneteenth but it's also National Martini day, take your cat to work day, international box day, watch day etc etc it's madness lol

National curly haired people day coming up next.

That's also today.

When is national pubic hair day? Just so I know.

That went out in the late 90s.. everyone shaves nowadays

I wish you get a government job

Get the government job, lose your soul. That's a major opportunity cost. Choose wisely, my friend.