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I am John.

Or Bob.

Or Gary.

Or Sally.

But most just call me dickhead. I response to all the above.

I call you Uncle Fester, but I usually keep that to myself.

If I was as old as @bradleyarrow, that would fit.

But yeah, that works too.

Still, respect. I won't shine your head for you, but I will look at it.

  • "I am Spartacus."

  • "THIS IS SPARTA!"