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To bad you arent closer.

If so I would do more like slapping the shit out of you.

haha, and it more than likely would help

now that is tranforative.

And powerful as you can see.

Peter North has nothing on that.

hahahahahahahahahaha
that being laughed at. Who is Peter North?

Porn star who was big in the 1980s who was know for the, how should I say, the quantity and force of his ejaculations.

Good deal.

I will give you a good swift kick in the balls when I see you to help you out.

I promise.

I will hold ya to it.