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Did you sell your plasma? Put up a kidney on the open market?

Got to get creative to get more $LEO.

I can't sell plasma because of the blood thinners.. but maybe I can find a sperm bank that's paying well.. there's got to be a app for that.

Yeah that could be true.

Or you could just sell your body for sexual services.

I'm old a and shot out at this age.

LOL me too. If I put my body up for rent, I would go vacant for a long time.

I'd get sued for being a Slum lord

It is just an economical alternative to the Chads and Tyrones out there.

You provide a valuable, economic service. Not everyone can pay top dollar for prime rib.