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Ah... you won't go penniless... far from it!
I have sorority sisters who have been the best of friends from freshman year... but not a single one appreciates silver. Silver jewelry to a certain extent, but hardcore silver I doubt it. Besides, I have them in my will for other stuff!
Relatives, no one has shown up, yet! I doubt if they are looking for me.
Oh, you make me wonder why I don't have relatives!

Wait! Dont you have a sister???

Sorority sisters!

Of course!!!