When Your Phone Has Better Reflexes Than You
You know that heart-stopping moment when your phone slips from your hand? Your life flashes before your eyes, but instead of highlights,
You know that heart-stopping moment when your phone slips from your hand? Your life flashes before your eyes, but instead of highlights,
it's just a montage of how much that screen cost you. Suddenly, you activate your inner ninja, twisting and flailing to catch it mid-air.
But no—your phone has other plans. It does an Olympic-level triple flip, lands screen-down on the floor, and you’re too scared to turn it over. At that moment, you’re bargaining with every higher power:
“I’ll never let you fall again. I’ll buy you the best case money can buy, just please don’t crack!” And when you finally flip it over and see it’s fine, you suddenly forget all your promises.
“I knew you were built tough. We’re good. Moral of the story? Phones are durable. Your promises? Not so much.