Dave Portnoy is now the self appointed leader of the Safemoon crypto project. What could possibly go wrong?
If we’ve learned anything from Dogecoin, its that an internet celebrity appointing themselves as leader of a crypto project, will at least be good for price.
Not wanting to be left behind, founder of Barstool Sports Dave Portnoy has jumped back on the bandwagon and self appointed himself as leader of the Safemoon crypto project.
Portnoy made his shitcoin announcement (hey, they’re his words not mine!) on Twitter today, picking a side and already pumping $40,000 into SAFE.
Fucking LOL!
What is Safemoon crypto?
Well you see, Safemoon is both safe.
And it’s going to the moon.
I mean everything you need to know about Safemoon is right there in its name.
If you watched the Twitter video I’ve embedded above, you may also want to take note of Portnoy’s caution that Safemoon could actually be a ponzi scheme.
But if that’s what it turns out to be, then at least you’re in on the ground floor.
Well…
By buying $40,000 worth of SAFE before telling you to get in, actually you’re not really on the ground floor at all.
But yeah, details like that really don’t matter since this crypto is both safe and going to the moon.
Is Dogecoin a better investment than Safemoon crypto?
Umm of course not, Safemoon is by far a better investment than Dogecoin.
I mean let’s be honest here.
Dogecoin is old news and it’s probably not even going any higher anyway.
Elon is being a dick and Dave Portnoy is the hero that cryptocurrency markets never knew they needed before today.
Portnoy says he’ll never sell his 1 Bitcoin that he owns.
“I will never sell my Bitcoin!”
-Dave Portnoy 2021
Would Elon say that about his billions of dollars worth of BTC?
Not fucking likely.
While Portnoy tossed up the idea of joining forces with Elon to become the 1,2 punch that you see in superhero movies, he ultimately chose to pick another side.
Safemoon fucking crypto, baby.
How to buy Safemoon crypto?
Buying Safemoon is as simple as hopping onto your favourite DEX and trading for whatever your current shitcoin of choice may be.
We know that the USD is going to zero, so if you've got any of that in your account, then it's really a risk-free trade.
Just be aware that Safemoon adds a 10% tax on top of each transaction.
5% is redistributed to all existing holders, while the other 5% is used to add liquidity.
None of what I've said here about Safemoon is to be taken even remotely seriously as this post is not investment advice, you moron.
Best of probabilities to you.
Direct from the desk of Dane Williams.
This blog is exclusive to leofinance.io
Why not leave a comment and share your thoughts on Dave Portnnoy’s Safemoon crypto investment in the comments section below? All comments that add something to the discussion will be upvoted.
This Safemoon blog is exclusive to leofinance.io.
Posted Using LeoFinance Beta
I have heard of it but I think I have my hands full just putting it my funds into Cub. So I don't plan on getting involved.
Although I do believe that Safemoon has a higher chance of running up since DOGE has been hyped up want too much. I think anyone who entered DOGE for Elon's SNL and stuff is just FOMOing in.
Posted Using LeoFinance Beta
Are you sure you're not going to buy Safemoon?
I mean pump and dump tokens like this, do seem to be all the rage right now.
As long as you're not the one left holding the bag in the end, then what's the harm?
Eek.
Posted Using LeoFinance Beta
Damn. I just aped into SAFEMOON before reading your disclaimer at the end!
Posted Using LeoFinance Beta
Ruh rohhh.
Posted Using LeoFinance Beta
So many opportunities to jump into but I have a target I want to hit with cub and Leo. I might just put in small dollars into it tho
Posted Using LeoFinance Beta
So let me get this straight...
You have a couple of extra dollars to invest and your choice is between the following:
or...
Oh yeah mate, sounds like a tough choice.
Make the right call ;)
Posted Using LeoFinance Beta
I bought about two weeks ago at 0.00000450$. The roadmap looks pretty good the truth and the things they plan until the end of the year, if they fulfill them, could make the coin acquire a certain value as it happened with Shiba Inu. I will leave my Safemoon until the end of the year and let happen what has to happen hahaha.
Posted Using LeoFinance Beta
Damn mate.
So you're selling LEO every day and buying tokens like Safemoon?
Are you okay?
Posted Using LeoFinance Beta
Actually no, I only invested 20$ in Safemoon. Everything else I have in Cublife hahaha.
Posted Using LeoFinance Beta
I would intuitively steer clear of Safemoon and observe from the sidelines for a while.
Posted Using LeoFinance Beta
Wise words mate.
But by 'a while', I hope you actually mean forever ;)
Posted Using LeoFinance Beta
Haha lol, yes forever would be best. No need to understate it. Safemoon does not look so safe long term.
Posted Using LeoFinance Beta