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i have plans to invest

drop the contract addy

I would have to use the no-skill platform Khal mentioned :)

Facts.....I should create this with full disclosure it is a money grab lol

Go ahead :)

We need users who don't dump their earnings on regular basis.

On the other hand - If I were a newbie and created an account during that 18 hours, I'd likely left and hardly ever came back.

How about some kind of an explanatory banner when you release something? Like:

"Hey guys! There was a major release, so the UX might be a bit bumpy for a couple of hours!"