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I think he's in Florida, so he probably got arrested.

Lol. I hope he didn't get arrested but it might provide the buffer I need.

Picture him getting tased right now. It's fucking hilarious.

It would be funny but I hope he doesn't get hurt.

Knowing him, he wore his helmet, so I'm sure he'll be fine.

But that would hide his redeeming feature of being bald.

I think the helmet rubbed the hair off. Someone needs to tighten his straps.