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maybe @taskmaster4450le can help lol

And by the way are you claiming I am well schooled in jerking off?

What do you mean by that? Not that you are wrong, just looking for clarification.

jerk me like a piece of chicken lol

That is called "outsourcing".

ahhh yeah that's what i tried telling my wife.

she did not approve.

Hmm she needs a different outlook on things.

Tell her to think of the joy of spreading things out. Always good to pass it along.

it's all about perspective

What he cant even satisfy his wife?

SMF.

He cant do anything right can he?

The pain!!!!

Notice I wrote satisfy and not "keep her happy"....

With a woman, that takes a miracle.

first one, some times. second one, never.

I just cook for her. It's all good

you aren't alone, ser