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sounds promising. Perhaps an option could be to simply skip CSS styles entirely and simply convert it to markdown instead? Probably a ton of stuff I'm not considering, just thinking the text is the most important part, and that if the styles of the page proves to be too much of a hassle, maybe this could be a simpler solution?

No, converting to markdown would actually be more complicated. And without the CSS styling there is nothing to base the markdown on anyway.

I know it can be done because I've seen other apps that do it. I'll figure it out eventually 😀

I see, I guess that makes sense. The more you know xD

I have no doubt! Can't wait to hear/see more