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my physical therapist really wants me to wear toe socks daily, but they are a bitch for me to get on

i love em, always have

Socks?

Have to go commando on that one.

normally I go commando, but I didn't want to unexpectedly arouse anyone

Dont lie.

You have been lax on your toenail grooming.

ok, fine. ya caught me. they're like talons at this point.

Nifty toes! May need frog socks.. 🐸 !BBH

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Does this mean that regular socks are actually foot mittens?