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Is that pots or cups?

Cups! I think I'd shit my pants and have a heart attack simultaneously if I had 3 pots.

The plus side would be... I would probably be able to see sound and communicate telepathically.

Is telepathic communications worth crap in your britches?

It might be worth it.

i'll shit my pants right now for telepathy

i have no shame lol

dark or medium?

Dark roast with almond milk and no sugar

I'm on #2, gonna #2 and then get #3 if you knaw'm'sayin

This is my exact pattern, ser