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Some ThING teLLS ME, the WerlD Can SmelL me, cuz I just WenT pee in my Pants, as I DANCe. HEY!

lolwut

Don't look at me, man. You opened the cage.

release it

SummTiiiimes, in my winDOw, I see hAAPPy. oooo yeah. And SummTiiiimes, in my winDOw, I feel Saaad. oooo yeah. And SummTIMEs, in my winDOw, I just stand THERe. OOOO yeah. Looking MAD and you're GLAD you ain't MEEE, because I'm BAaad.

keep going

lol no dude. I'm already gone. Plus I have stalkers who would take that seriously and make a "news" story out of it. lol