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I dont spend time looking in the mirror. All my time is spent looking in the neighbors windows.

I will tell you, the old lady down the street, well she sags in all the right places.

your wife thinks you're great

That should be a given. She is lucky to have you.

I tell myself that lol

Do you remind her of that?

I do. At least once in the morning and once at night

Are you talking about reminding her or masturbating?

why not both?