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Thank you. Next you are going to ask me for your allowance.

joke's on you, i already got my allowance from your leo votes

And who is the czar around here. Need to fix that and change it.

Cant have that happening.

Look at me. With a face like mine, life is a total joke.

Sad but true.

it's ok to be ugly as long as you're confident. that's what my mom told me, at least.

My mom didnt talk to me. She said it wasnt polite to talk with her mouth full.

Being a working girl and all, well you know, she was one who relied upon volume.

this thread started at 0 and went to 1000 very fast. what a ride.

I think we can top it.