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I like that.

"You are so disappointing."

"No, I am extremely efficient."

Now I have a reply. Thank you.

yep, they just weren't prepared as much as you. that's all.

Alas you are right.

I am like the boy scout, I am prepared.

i was going to make a rather naughty and offensive joke here but i decided against it. i'll leave it up to imagination, which could be worse.

Guaranteed to be worse but that is okay. I openly admit my mind wakes up in the gutter and starts working its way down from there throughout the day.

i'm gunna tell this to my wife and coworkers. i feel like they'll get me.

If they are around you, they have low standards.

I like them already.