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And your wife appreciates it.

she likes to say she appreciates things but it's usually when i buy her stuff

Funny that it how it works.

Too bad you buy her stuff that you want and know she wont like so you can use it?

How did she like the latest video game you bought her? You having hours of fun with it?

this is the way. i buy things "for her" that she will hate so i use them. she really loves Diablo 4.

I found women really like power tools.

And hookers. And when you bring their best friend or sister home.