Everything I wanted to articulate about this situation, you've said it a million times better than I could. If you ever decide to become a witness, I'm voting for you right away.
Changing the the numbers at rock bottom is the single most disastrous thing you could do right now. Rallying the people to vote for the %20 signal witnesses is about the only thing we can do right now.
I actually do share a witness called @hextech with rishi556 and sn0n.
Check it out:
If I'm being honest I should be putting so much more work into this node, but alas rishi seems to do the vast majority of the actual work.