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Can't lie, that second one's pretty dang provocative. Many a war have been fought over a nice booty... pun totally intended.

If there's no need 2defend D faith or 2fight against barbarians @ D gate, then we respond 2 those "fighting words" @ how butts look. Same with "Yo Mama" jokes. When the stakes R raised-- even 2 D point of life/death-- then pick accordingly.