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I could probably write the lyrics, but best to leave the music to someone else… I am a terrible musician :D

And I don't smoke cigarettes, they're horrible for your health. I prefer crack cocaine.

Crack cocaine is certainly a whole lot smoother. I like Mellow Roast.

Most blues players are terrible musicians... runs away from angry blues players...

Believe it or not, I love blues music :) George Thorogood + coffee = a pretty good way to wake up in the wilderness

Oh yes, the good blues musicians are great! I loved it till I heard a million guitar players play it badly! I still like good blues though