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Number 2, Sheer class!

There must be a lot of ugly people googling this, as, who else would want to be a radio personality?

Ginger folk? :OD

OH, I shouldnt really. My boy is a flaming red haired Scotsman (to be)

Has he started drinking yet?

It comes through the mother's milk in Scotland.

I know. You can taste it.

Not yet, so far he just drinks the blood of the innocent

That's a good start though.

OH, I shouldnt really. My boy is a flaming red haired Scotsman (to be

He deserves a good life.

after surviving the attempted bucket drowning at birth and all...

We tell him we were making carrot soup