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-50 is certainly cooler than this post.

I think 23 degrees in the sun might be cooler than this post 🙂

A cigarette might make this post look cool.

How big a cigarette? Like forty feet long?

Yeah. Could just smoke a tree I guess. I don't think that's been done before. People would be all like, "Wow. Look how cool that guy is."

Denis Leary's dad!! He smoked trees! So did my Dad I think, figuratively of course. :O)

Is that why you kind of look like a tree?