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Why do today what you can put off until down the road?

Listen, the lawn doesnt need cutting until you lose either a kid or medium sized dog in it.

Until then, it is still consider short.

If I could mow the lawn remotely I would. I also waited for the storm to clear and the ground to stop being soaked before I went out there.

You need one of those robot lawnmowers.

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