Damn that was superb writing. Funny and real. Eat your black pudding boy, it puts hairs on your chest and next time they analyse your hand writing, 'slap the nut' on them and run like hell :-)
PS Don't forget that spelling the word 'colour' correctly is part of the 'Indefinite leave to remain' visa process and we haven't used the word 'quarts' since 1853. Hope this helps :-)
Thank you, I love to write, so it really makes me happy when everyone reads my stories.
To be honest, I don't really want to be all hairy with a stomach full of bad memories, although, I'll definitely slap the nut, but as for running... Well, I sorta have cerebral palsy, so the getaway might be more of a hobble situation.
Now, if I can somehow manage to not get deported, in a year, I'll be eligible to apply for 'Indefinite leave to remain' and I'll definitely remember to misspell color for them.
So how do you know about the test?
Are you an Xpat too?
No but my wife is Thai and we'd considered moving back so looked into the process and costs which are ludicrous ! Much easier to buy a rubber dingy and burn your passport ;-)
Oh man, so you know what I'm going through... I hate to even mention the cost on Hive, because I don't want to give people the wrong idea, but it really is brutal.
So are you living in Thailand now?