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It's a matter of scaling.
When you go offline solo you burn a toast.
When you go offline with a small group of friends or family, you burn wood for camp fire.
When you go offline with a crowd, you burn cars and buildings.
Please stay online and be safe.

Lol "Meta, bringing peace and prosperity because without a metaverse people burn shit"

You just made me realize something. The reason there's so many forest fires now in the northern regions is due to the fact there's no service. I totally get it now!

And Elon Musk is trying to fix it with Starlink!

Fascinating.

Yup 100%! Starlink combined with Neuralink will solve all of world’s problems and we can happily depart to Mars, finally!

So much better than just going for a quick float then getting an awkward hug from Bezos!

I love burned toast, it's really weird, can't be healthy

You can scrape the burnt off and snort it to get the maximum effect. But don't actually do that. I'm just a random idiot from the internet. People like me don't know what we're talking about.

If you put honey on a burned toast it becomes black and golden super food pinkyswear

You know what though? I believe it. In moderation of course.

I prefer my toast golden, not burnt. Peanut butter, honey, cocoa, cinnamon. None of that white bread garbage though. The expensive stuff with the chunks of grain. That's good eatin.

That sounds like Bed and Breakfast in a Strip Club.

Looks like it, too.