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Well, that's a MLM slogan - buy 5k of something you've never heard about to not to be a wimp. 20k to become a true man.

Mine was a drunk-tank/clink slang. And you definitelly don't want to become a fresh pussy in neither of them (well, I guess, I hardly know you). I'd rather pay for protection, though ;)

Everything here is about lions and pussy is another word for cat. Fits well with the theme. Still just a joke though. I forgot #joke

Oh, I was quite sure you meant it :))

lol you'd be surprised how many times I've joked and people thought I was serious, even when it's so absurd you'd think it would be impossible for someone to take it seriously.

I'm not gonna think you're serious ever again. Just in case :P

LOL and I think that's why the professional funny people drink themselves into an early grave.

What happens to the amateur funny people then?