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What? I thought this was an extermination proposal.

Damn critters.

I'd pay extra for your ant abuse if it included flies. But only if you can promise me they die slow and painfully.

I am really inundated with flies. :)

And let the record show if have touched a few aunts myself.

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Did you know, if you clap about four or five inches above a fly, not only does it fly directly into your hands, but you also get to applaud for a suicide at the same time?

Yeah? I learn something new every day!

But the brazen bastards are always landing on one hand or the other. Do you know the sound of one hand clapping?

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Do you know the sound of one hand clapping?

A little too well...

I have been known to touch a few ants in my time.

I'm more of a fly guy.