You crack me up, the way you have written your answer 😹. Except for the husband part it pretty much reflects my being here, blogging. Though I haven't connected with too many people (yet) and I haven't bought any BTC yet, only ETH. Also I surprisingly found playing Splinterlands to be a lot of fun!
Oh I was going to try Splinterlands but have no time. Same with Dcity. But still, there's SO many fun things for all kinds of people to do here, it's one of the things I love about it! I have a small amount of ETH too