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The A380-900 is the ultimate aviation flex—longer, flashier, and packed with even more seats, because apparently squeezing in a couple hundred extra passengers was going to solve all its problems. At 85 metres long, this thing is basically the aviation equivalent of a McMansion: unnecessarily huge, impractical, and a nightmare to maintain. And guess what? Just like that overpriced house, nobody wanted it.
The upper deck was designed for the high-flyers who sip champagne while stretching out in flatbeds, smugly judging the peasants below. Meanwhile, the main deck is Economy hell—a cramped dungeon of misery where 420 passengers fight for elbow room and brace for landing like they’re in a survival reality show. It’s not a plane; it’s class warfare at 40,000 feet.