My boss recently told me about how she could live in the bathrooms at one of the other centres that she visited to help set up a programme XD It probably wasn't quite as nice as a princess castle though.
Do you tease your friend back about how his gold is not real because it's not somewhere he can go grab literally any second he choosese? :D
I don't tease him - I just ask him how he plans on using it in a shop ;D
He still thinks that crypto can't be used.
That works too XD