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What's the biggest difference between men and investment bonds?
Bonds mature.
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Henry Winkler committed investment fraud
It was a Fonzie scheme
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Another genius analyst at work
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Let have a bit of fun today, with all the crap that's been going down it's about we had a post full of jokes and funny meme's. The theme, of course, is investments.
Bankers might be as greedy today as they were back in the 1920s but at least back then they took a more responsibly instead of throwing everyone else under the bus and then going to the government with open arms needing a bailout.
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With trillions of dollars being pumped into the world over the past 10 years and trillions more being added to bail out people wages, below is how the stock will react and how positions will accept and pass the blame.
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World Economy Structures explained in cows
Traditions capitalism
– You have 2 cows.
– You sell 1 and buy a bull.
– Your herd multiplies, and the economy grows.
– You sell them and retire on the income.
American capitalism
– You have 2 cows.
– You sell 3 of them to your publicly listed company, using letters of credit opened by your bank, then execute a debt/equity swap with an associated general offer so that you get all 4 cows back, with a tax exemption for 5 cows.
The milk rights of the 6 cows are transferred via an intermediary to a Cayman Island company secretly owned by the majority shareholder who sells the rights to all 7 cows back to your listed company. The annual report says the company owns 8 cows, with an option on 1 more.
Sell 1 cow to buy influence with a new president of the United States, leaving you with 9 cows. No balance sheet provided with the release. The public buys your bull.
French capitalism
– You have 2 cows.
– You go on strike because you want 3 cows.
Japanese capitalism
– You have 2 cows.
– You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce 20 times the milk.
– You then create cute cow cartoon images called Cowkimon and market them worldwide.
German capitalism
– You have 2 cows.
– You reengineer them so they live for 100 years, eat once a month, and milk themselves.
British capitalism
– You have 2 cows.
– Both are mad.
Italian capitalism
– You have 2 cows, but you don’t know where they are.
– You break for lunch.
Swiss capitalism
– You have 5000 cows, none of which belong to you.
– You charge others for storing them.
Chinese capitalism
– You have 2 cows.
– You have 300 people milking them.
– You claim full employment, high bovine productivity, and arrest the newsman who reported the numbers.
New Zealand capitalism
– You have 2 cows.
– That one on the left is kinda cute…
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The fisherman and Investment banker
An investment banker stood at the pier of a small coastal village when a small boat with one fisherman docked. Inside the boat were several large yellowfin tuna. The banker complimented the fisherman on his catch and asked how long it took to catch them.
The fisherman replied, “Only a little while.”
The banker then asked why didn’t he stay out longer and catch more fish.
The fisherman said he had enough to support his family’s needs.
The banker then asked, “But what do you do with the rest of your time?”
The fisherman said, “I sleep late, play with my children, take siestas with my wife, stroll into the village each evening where I sip wine and play guitar with my friends. I have a full life.”
The investor scoffed, “I am an Ivy League MBA and I could help you. You should spend more time fishing and with the proceeds, buy a bigger boat. With the proceeds from the bigger boat, you could buy several boats, and eventually you would have a fleet of fishing boats. Instead of selling your catch to a middleman you would then sell directly to the processor, eventually opening your own cannery. You would control the product, processing, and distribution! You would need to move to the capital city. Then the best part. When the time is right you would announce an IPO and sell your company stock to the public and become very rich. You would make millions!”
The fisherman asked, “But how long will this all take?”
To which the banker replied, “Perhaps 25 to 30 years.”
Okay, then what?” asked the fisherman.
To which the banker replied “Then you would retire. You could move to a small coastal village where you would sleep late, go fishing, play with your kids, take siestas with your wife, and stroll to the village in the evenings where you could sip wine and play guitar with your friends.”
And, crypto's biggest Joke
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