its not easy being an egg......you only get laid once....takes you 5 minutes to get hard but 2 minutes to get soft...and the worst thing is the only person to sit on your face is your mother.....
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its not easy being an egg......you only get laid once....takes you 5 minutes to get hard but 2 minutes to get soft...and the worst thing is the only person to sit on your face is your mother.....
My mother?