It was the lizard people.
We just need the dedication and the technological advancements required to distribute the internet so it can't be shut down, shouldn't be too hard XD
A few copper wires and some 9v batteries (or some oranges) should be enough.
That's what I was thinking, nice to see I'm not the only one after all XD
I guess logically oranges would work too, we used lemons because there's a tree XD (there is also an orange tree now)
I am not sure which is better between lemons or oranges, but apples don't work. :D
You're just not trying hard enough.