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She told me to do that bbqing on the deck. The neibours would put up a fence. Free fence! lol

LOL wow that is brutal. From your own wife.

Damn I feel bad for what you have to go through in your own house.

hahaha, like an old dog, bad attention is better than no attention

LOL does she make you sleep on the floor too?

No, she likes my warmth :)

Well at least you bring something to the table.