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Pfff, I haven't left the bed today. Why would I?

You understand. No point. Nothing out there but dystopia.

Lights off, blinds closed is the only way.

That’s the spirit!

Or de-spirit

Nope, I prefer spirits:

(well, actually, I prefer beer)

Which one are you?

Okey, you asked for that - I'm calling the Ghostbusters!