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you're too smart for me lol

I have ducked a few felonies in my time.

feet or it didn't happen

Or at least I think that's the saying...

Did you read that on a bumper sticker?

it was actually in a fortune cookie

A fortunate one.

very much so

song lyrics 😎

this 2000s Playlist is bangin. Tons of sum41, Linkin park, my chemical romance,etc... So good