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I didn't say broken hip ya old fuck lol

I dunno anything about it but I've been seeing the ads everywhere. Probably due to my scientific research and stuff

Before I look into that I am thoroughly researching the penis enlargement ads.

Have to prioritize.

ah yes, can't have a tiny boner. Gotta make sure you get the right boner pills

Life is a matter of inches.

inches and taxes

I think I read that on a bumper sticker once.

that's one of many that I have on my car

that is really a food for thought

Hips good.

Back. Creaks when I stand up.