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you only live once

Give me some of that longevity therapy and it could be a long once.

is that what they call full-nude massages?

I dont know anything about that?

When I get a massage, I wear my tuxedo.

ah, right. Gotta be dressed to impress

It is the only time I get to wear my tuxedo so I take advantage.

do you wear the tux for the full massage, or is it just for the entrance?