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where there is a will, there is a way.

also what i said when the wife pulled out the big toy.

Ouch.

Well you are a trooper, no doubt about it. Committed fully to the cause.

Anything is possible with enough lubricant. At least that's what my uncle always used to say

Ah taught by the family. So your uncle was either an auto mechanic or a kinkster.

Or maybe he combined the two.

whatever the situation, there was always lubricant around. very convenient.

Food, water, bullets, and lubricant.

The basis of every prepper.

add beer into the mix and you might be in for a great weekend