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Ah who knows where my partner is and wut she's doing right now.

Yeah. Some gfs have sex with others while I am fantasizing about sex.

Le me who ain't have no GF

Fantasizing is the only way 🤣💀

A lot cheaper that way I found.

no idea I don't have a partner :D

Borrow one from someone else.

Just be sure to return him or her.

no no i can't do that. I wouldn't want someone to do that with my partner if i had one so I shouldn't be doing that either

Yes. Thats a known fact.