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Did Your girlfriend send you packing? Lol

Not me. I wouldnt have a couch like that.

Are those trash

Yes. They are at the curb for the trash pickup truck.

none of your neighbours want to sit anymore LOL

That isnt correct.

They know me so they dont even invite me over.

None of them want me around or in their house. So someone else is sitting on the floor.