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Amem

No holidays on the chain

No. It is a profession.

Will be back for some threading after I hit the gym

Dont hit anything at the gym....that will either hurt or get you in trouble.

Damn, I wish I had learned that sooner... probably the reason why I havent gotten any stronger after all this time

Maybe. Or the fact you are hitting other people and always getting arrested.

At least do some pushups in jail. Will keep you from being a ladyboi in there.

That's solid advice

prisons in brazil are ruthless

Yeah. Well I am sure they are not too much fun in Turkey either.